legalmexican:

what

unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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suckmyvertical:

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

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